Monster(s) of the Month: Houyhnhnms and Yahoos

Seemingly identical in appearance to the common horse, the beast has a distinct glimmer of intelligence in its eyes.

Houyhnhnm CR 1 Houyhnhnm

XP 400
LN Large magical beast
Init +2; Senses low-light vision, scent; Perception +1
Defence
AC 11, touch 11, flat-footed 9 (+2 Dex, -1 size)
hp 13 (2d10+2)
Fort +4, Ref +5, Will +3
Offence
Speed 50 ft.
Melee 2 hooves +4 (1d4+2)
Space 10 ft.; Reach 5 ft.
Statistics
Str 16, Dex 14, Con 13, Int 13, Wis 12, Cha 11
Base Atk +2; CMB +5; CMD 17 (21 vs. trip)
Feats Iron Will
Skills Craft (art) +3, Diplomacy  +2, Knowledge (nature) +3, Sense Motive -1
Languages Common
SQ guileless
Ecology
Environment temperate plains and forests
Organization solitary, pair, or herd (2-20)
Treasure standard
Special Abilities
Guileless (Ex) Houyhnhnms have no concept of deception. They take a -2 penalty on all Sense Motive checks and cannot make opposed checks against the Bluff skill.

 Houyhnhnm

Found only on a remote island, the equine houyhnhnms are creatures of logic and reason. They live peaceful lives of law, devoid of all dishonesty. They have no concept of lying being unfamiliar even with word. Houyhnhnms are intensely logical to the point of being cold and unemotional. They do not form emotional bonds and do not feel love, jealousy, or loss. Logic is so ingrained in their nature, houyhnhnms need no codified system of laws: what it logical is right and acting illogically is unfathomable.

Houyhnhnms live in balance with nature. They are careful to maintain their numbers so as not to grow beyond the sustainability of their habitat. Each married couple is allowed one boy child and one girl child, with unneeded kids exchanged with other couples.

This savage and feral humanoid is naked save for its long hair and the filth coated over its body. Despite it’s human visage, its expression is animalistic.

Yahoo CR 1 yahoo

XP 400
CN Medium monstrous humanoid
Init +1; Senses darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision; Perception +1
Defence
AC 13, touch 12, flat-footed 11 (+1 natural, +1 Dex, +1 dodge)
hp 13 (2d10+2)
Fort +4, Ref +4, Will +1
Offence
Speed 30 ft.
Melee 2 slams +4 (1d3+2) or rock +0 (1d8+3)
Ranged faeces +3 touch
Space 10 ft.; Reach 5 ft.
Special Attacks hurl faeces
Statistics
Str 14, Dex 12, Con 12, Int 3, Wis 13, Cha 5
Base Atk +2; CMB +4; CMD 15
Feats Dodge
Skills Survival +3
Languages none
Ecology
Environment temperate plains and forests
Organization solitary, pair, or band (3-30)
Treasure none
Special Abilities
Hurl faeces (Ex) When provoked, yahoos are prone to hurling their droppings. This is a ranged touch attack. While their faeces deal no damage, creatures struck by the leavings have a chance of falling ill. On a critical hit, the target is blinded for 1 round and takes a -2 penalty on the saving throw against filth fever.
Filth Fever: hurl faeces—contact; save Fortitude DC 12; onset 1d3 days; frequency 1/day; effect 1d3 Dex damage and 1d3 Con damage; cure 2 consecutive saves.

 yahoo

Closely resembling humans, yahoos are aggressive and primitive. Yahoo are unpredictable and violent, willing to kill on a whim. Shiny objects attract yahoos and they spend much of their time digging for stones they consider pretty, frequently killing each other for particularly nice stones.

Yahoos live in regions until thet exhaust all the natural resources. Gluttonous, yahoos will eat until bursting or they run out of food. While able to digest plants, yahoos prefer to eat meat.