Monster of the Month: Squonk
Warts, boils, and blemishes cover the loose ill-fitting hide of this piteous creature. Large tears roll down its face as it weeps.
Squonk CR 2
N Huge construct
N Small magical beast
Init +3; Senses low-light vision; Perception +6
AC 16, touch 13, flat-footed 13 (+3 natural, +3 Dex)
hp 17 (3d10)
Fort +3, Ref +6, Will +2
Speed 40 ft.
Melee bite +2 (1d3-1)
Str 8, Dex 16, Con 11, Int 2, Wis 13, Cha 9
Base Atk +3; CMB +2; CMD 15 (17 vs. trip)
Feats Skill Focus (stealth)
Skills Stealth +14
SQ change shape (ooze)
Environment Temperate forests
Change shape (Su) A squonk can dissolve into a puddle of tears, assuming the form of Small ooze. While in ooze form, the squonk loses its bite attacks, but gains the slam attack that deals damage as its bite attack. The squonk gains all ooze traits except mindless, retaining its intelligence.
Deeply ashamed of their ugly appearance, squonks spend most of their time crying. They dislike being seen by other creatures and try to remain hidden. They particularly try and avoid intelligent creatures, such as humans, that do not react well to their hideousness.
Alchemists often seek out the tears of a squonk, which have a number of uses. When squonk tears are used to make potions that manipulate emotions (such as rage or crushing despair) the save DC is increased by 2.