Eating Well Turning into a Large hippo with eight times the mass of a human and then eating a full meal is probably going to be painful and messy after you turn into a small human and have fifty pounds […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Suck Gas Evil-Doer Daring flumph of mystery Champion of good Swoops from the Underdark So misunderstood Somewhere some big bad schemes But his number’s up…. 3, 2 1… Daring Flumph (When there’s trouble, open Fiend Folio) Daring Flumph (Let’s get […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Deepest Cut Daggers do a d4 damage. So, on average, you’ll deal 2.5 damage on a hit. It’s really not really that much of a step down to swap to dull spoons that only deal 1 point of damage. Not […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Worth of a Hero A common joke at my table, when a character is really close to levelling but isn’t quite there yet, they start to wonder how much experience they’d get for offing the party’s bard. Especially at […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Throwing Shade Being pale subterranean jellyfish, flumphs shouldn’t just suffer penalties on attacks and perception checks while in the sun, but should wrinkle and shrivel like raisins. They’re even less suited to been removed from their cool damp caves than […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dressed For Success The return of the #flumphening! Wizards do have a propensity for long flowing beards. It’s such a common trope. It meshes with the idea of age equalling wisdom and wizards being exceptionally wise, so a long beard […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A sequel to an earlier comic. This one is also inspired by a lengthy and crazy Twitter thread. I jokingly suggested the name “The Flumph & the Furious” and realised I had to draw it. This needed to be a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Memento Mori I’m not sure if having a stuffie makes this counts as a #flumphening strip. This might *technically* be the end of the streak… Oh well, more flumph adventurers coming next strip. This strip is a little more personal. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dead Fall I always joke that “nobody looks up.” Mostly in relation to movies, as it’s easy to hide by the ceiling, even at a moment’s notice. But also at the game table, because it’s a great place for ambush […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Heavily Armoured Adventurers have a pretty uncanny knack of finding armour that fits them, regardless of their anatomy. The armour of a slender tielfling can fit a bulky dragonborn as both are Medium. It’s odd, but saves some brainpower of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Wild Shaped Druids can wild shape into animals they have seen, which seems like a pretty casual knowledge. I’ve seen a tapir in a zoo, but I don’t think I’d have a innate knowledge of their biology or detailed comprehension […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mega Flurry I’ve mused about the design of non-human races a few times, and the abilities potentially granted by extra limbs. Specifically hands, which can hold weapons. This was big in 3e, as you could make those extra attacks, and […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
