She’s Got the Look The #flumphening shows no signs of abating. Okay, I’m NOT going through the Player’s Handbook class-by-class and asking myself “what would this class look like as a flumph”. Although, I probably could. I’m uncertain of the comedy of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Footwear Following up on the previous #flumphening comic about backpacks, the unusual (read: unnatural) anatomy of flumphs would pose other problems. Specifically, wearing and using most magical gear. You can imagine some working, such as belts, necklaces, cloaks, and most […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tentacle Fury More #flumphening. I’d like to tell you this was the end, but it might go all January. Or until I stop being amused by the idea of flumph adventurers. Specifically ones like barbarians. Barbarian flumphs are extra silly, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Impossible Load After the first couple flumph comics I began down the rabbit hole of “what would an adventuring flumph be like?” And after the obvious humour of “stinky” I began to wonder at some problems that being a Small […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Gas Attack And more #Flumphening Flumphs are known as floating jellyfish aberrations. But they’re also literal gas bags, as one of their primary attacks is releasing a cloud of foul smelling gas. This is useful against enemies, but continually smelling […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Eye Contact The #flumphening continues. After doing one Flumph comic I laughed at the result and immediately thought of a second. This one. Then when I finished this, I thought of a third. Now I’m going to see how many flumph […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Something New And here we go. 2019. Let the flumphening begun. #flumphening Flumphs are ridiculous monsters that have become a bit of fan favourites over the years, owing to their regular appearances in Order of the Stick and message board […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Unnatural Knowledge By default, all player characters are literate. Which feels like a bit of a stretch, even for fantastical medieval worlds. Literacy used to be exceptionally rare. And yet regardless of upbringing and background, all PCs can read and […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Valley Elves My party too a trip into Faerie in a recent game. In that, I struggled to describe how eladrin were attractive and starkly beautific and yet unnatural and eerie to look at. Then I had the brainstorm of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Beastly Name Another strip pulled my homegame. Not the magical ape directly, but the puns. So many King Kong puns. I honestly can’t even remember how they started. But once they did, they just kept coming. Pretty standard for gaming […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Lookie Loos I haven’t had much romance in my RPG campaigns, and there’s several reasons. A large part of that has to do with the fact the player having to act flirty with another player or the DM. Which can […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
