A Heavenly Experience

Is it *really* heaven if you have to wait in line, though? That seems to get in the way of perfection and absolute bliss promised to me by television preachers. And in heaven, wouldn’t your dice always roll “20”? But, then, that would remove the challenge of the game and the thrill of unlikely victory. The uncertainty of winning is part of what makes the game fun. But if you know deep in your heart that you’ll never fail, then there’s no real risk and the success is hollow.

Maybe D&D is Satanic or un-Christian after all. Or at least not compatible with the idea of perpetual and eternal happiness.