Breath Weapon

“What time is it? 9:30? Crud. I need to be asleep in 45 minutes and I’m already close to crashing. And I haven’t done the comic yet!

“Man, I don’t want to put up the comic late again. I only update twice a week, I have no excuse for late comics. What do I have in my ‘ideas’ document? Wow, getting a little low. Nothing but terrible, terrible puns and dad jokes.

“9:35 now. Terrible pun it is.”