Hold Your Liquor

I don’t think I need to explain the “hold my beer” meme. Or meme-ette, as it really involved a picture and Impact fonted text far less often than other traditional memes. If memes can even be called “traditional”.

If any fantasy race was going to follow in the footsteps of rednecks and getting someone to hold their beer and engage in something reckless and foolish, it would be the dwarves. Elves know better (and “hold my wine and watch this” doesn’t have the same ring), while halflings really strike me as the type more willing to watch than engage in shenanigans. Gnomes would be the ones egging the dwarf on, offering words of encouragement because regardless of the result it’d be hilarious. Half-orcs… I don’t think they’d need anyone to hold their beer. They’d just chug the bastard and go forth.