Impossible Load

After the first couple flumph comics I began down the rabbit hole of “what would an adventuring flumph be like?” And after the obvious humour of “stinky” I began to wonder at some problems that being a Small floating jellyfish would present. Such as the inability to use standard adventuring gear. Specifically backpacks.

Most adventurers just have a backpack and forget it exists, stowing gear and treasure in vague locations across their frame. But the idea of backpacks gets trickier when you lack a literal back. And shoulders. And a spine for that matter.