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Before it descended from its position as the best show on television (which just happened to be animated) to being a mere cartoon, The Simpsons coined the term “retirony”. A lovely portmanteau of “irony” and “retirement” referring to the unnerving habit police and soldiers have of dying right before they stop their dangerous line of work for a life of leisure.

Adventuring is the most dangerous of professions combining elements of both soldiering, policing, and treasure hunting. One has to wonder how any adventurer lives long enough to become an innkeeper.