Jul14
on July 14, 2016
Ooey Gooey
To sharply contrast, to my last somewhat political laden strip and related blog, here’s one about a dude getting covered in slime.
Being ye olde farmer in a fantasy kingdom would suck. You not only have to contend with the standard problems of being a medieval farmer: drought, plague, bandits, pests, and high taxes. But you also have to worry about hideous aberrant monsters, the gods, and Realm Shaking Events. Plus magical droughts, arcane plagues, goblin bandits, dire pests, and fiendish half-dragon taxes.
“A day with a giant slug in the garden? A good one. Last week an ankheg chew off uncle Tirrel’s leg, and the previous season there was a bulette raging through the crops…”