Jan31
on January 31, 2017
Raunchy Reading
Savage humanoid art is probably fairly explicit. They likely have paintings and carvings that borders on the obscene. Especially a race like orcs that is all about violence and the strong dominating the weak. Their reproduction likely isn’t “lovemaking” or sensitive, and probably closer to something in the BDSM spectrum.
It’s potentially a mistake referring to the giant chest of orc porno as “the second largest”. While it immediately makes the reader smile and imagine an even larger box of orc erotic paraphernalia, it will also inevitably make people read the caption in the voice of Don Adams, playing the iconic Agent 86. I’m uncertain if that makes it funnier or distracting.
F**ker! Why did you have to bring up Get Smart?!
“At the moment, a flight of 7 pegasus knights are converging on us! Would you believe it? 7 knights!
…Would you believe 6?
…How about two scouts on a camel?”
I’d also like to protest the notion that orcish/other evil humanoid sex is closer to something on the BDSM spectrum. BDSM is safe, sane, and consensual, gnolls probably get hopped up on pipe-weed before raping and sacrificing their captives.
I just assumed that evil-aligned humanoid-types, like goblinoids and sub-giants (trolls & ogres), did not need porn because they they’ll just go out to “scratch that itch” on some hapless captive or bystander, unbound by any sense of taboo. And when they do engage in any form of art, besides usually looking so crude and ugly that Cavemen thumb their noses at it, would have their brutal tenancies on full display like a horrid slice-of-life.
Although, despite overly detailed monster books, i find that everyone’s treatment of D&D monsters varies greatly form player-to-player and group-to-group, and that is a good thing, really.
Yu no understood. If leave cave, no can take walls. Can take big box. No waste time make new pics. Orcs clever!