Jul25
on July 25, 2017
The Job
Being a murder hobo is a job with freedom: no boss but yourself, easy hours, lots of days off, freedom to choose your own path and make your own hours, and no dealing with HR. However, it’s health plan is pretty terrible, there’s zero benefits, and the pension plan typically involves your companions rolling you into a ditch after stripping you of everything of value…
Well, the last part applies to many adventurers as well…
I thought remove disease/curse, neutralise poison, cure X and Break Enchantment and Raise Dead and all that sort of thing was part of the health plan for murderhobos. Courtesy of the local clerical union.