White Glove Treatment I like dice. A bold statement to be sure, because most gamers are ambivalent regarding dice, seeing them as an annoying crutch. Oh, wait, no. Games adore dice. Heck, three other gamers at my table like dice […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Who Rolled It Better Inspired by my game. I have a lot of dice fiends with large collections of polyhedrals, which rotate in-and-out between what character is being played or how well particular d20s are rolling. Every player likes their […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dirty 20 Finding lost dice is tricky. Those suckers can roll and vanish in a blink of an eye. Which is annoying, but it’s a huge problem unless it’s a d4. Those are a hazard to life and limb. Meanwhile, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Roll for Privilege The name of this strip comes from an actual joke uttered at my gametable. We have a couple women gamers who are currently playing men (for reasons), so there’s been a fair amount of joking along the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Where it Lies Loosely inspired by Episode 114 of Critical Role. As a DM it’s tricky to determine if a player really rolled a cocked dice: where a pencil or piece or paper interfered with the proper roll and the side […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dance Like No One is Watching When your dice are on fire, you celebrate. Party while you can. Because your dice will turn on you soon enough, and try their best to horribly kill your character. Don’t eff me, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Boom I’m not sure whether to feel proud about this dad joke or a little ashamed. Next I’ll be doing a “dice pool” joke with the gamers swimming laps. So-called “exploding” dice systems are fun. When you roll a certain […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
All Or Nothing The swashbuckler in my homegame started out the campaign with a natural 1 and a natural 20, and has continued that trend of improbably rolls, earning the nickname of “all-in-Flynn”. Ridiculousness abounds when he attacks with his […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Serving Hard Time No one at my table has a “dice jail” but putting dice on timeout isn’t uncommon. When a dice is rolling cool it gets dumped back in the dice bag or tossed in a drawer. I don’t […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Caltrop It’s hard to decide what hurts more when trod upon barefoot: a Lego brick or a dropped four-sided die. I think Lego has sharper edges than more rounded dice. I don’t own metal dice, so I can’t attest to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sadvantage Rolling d20s is a little like playing blackjack. Sometimes, deal after deal after deal, you’re sitting above 16. And other times you can pull five-card trick after five-card trick. Except that you can’t hit – let alone crit – […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Play it as it Lays The firm rule at my game table is that rolls don’t count on the floor. Otherwise there’s the temptation to strategically count good rolls wherever they are while rerolling bad rolls. But, man does it […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
