Deepest Cut

Daggers do a d4 damage. So, on average, you’ll deal 2.5 damage on a hit. It’s really not really that much of a step down to swap to dull spoons that only deal 1 point of damage. Not when you’re also doing 6d6 sneak attack damage on each hit: you’re dropping from 23.5 damage to 22 damage, but gain the added benefit that anyone watching sees their ally get killed with… a floral teaspoon.